Guest article by Greg Fish (blog: world of weird things)
You can’t go on vacation any more without your video camera, especially if you’re going some place spectacular and exciting. When the new wave of space tourists soars into orbit, they’re going to come back with some spectacular home movies. Some of them may be a lot steamier than others because there’s bound to be a couple just itching to be the first humans to have sex in space and capture it on high definition video to bolster their claim to fame. Yes, sex in space in inevitable and the moment people finally get a little privacy and a little room in which to play (something that’s missing on today’s space missions), it’s going to happen.
But before you rush to reinvent the Kama Sutra in 360 degree freedom, a few tips for you aspiring 60+ mile high club members…
In microgravity, the heart doesn’t pump blood as efficiently so gentlemen, you might have a few difficulties getting ready for the task. Oh and when she says she has a headache, she means it. In fact, both of you will. In a weightless environment, blood rushes to your head and without a fixed horizon, your sense of balance is thrown out of whack. It’s known as space sickness and for at least a few days you’ll be too dizzy, nauseated and sore to get busy. Oh and if you’ve never considered some light bondage, you might start thinking about it because you’re gonna have to be strapped in or tied to something so you’re not just flying across the cabin from the slightest touch.
And as fun and novel as bouncing around in an orbital hotel room might be though, it’s actually a precursor to something very important. What will start out as a fun little thing to do on a space vacation will become one of the key considerations for boldly going where only robots have been before.
When we go on to explore the Moon and Mars, building spacecraft that can rotate to simulate at least some gravity, expect sex in space to become not just easier and more comfortable for amorous astronauts but an essential part of long term missions. Spending years at a time without sex would drive an astronaut with a normal libido to the brink of insanity and we know that people with a sexually fulfilling life are much happier, healthier and more productive. The first explorers of alien worlds may have to be couples in committed relationships for the sake of everyone’s psyche and hormones. This way, rather than being denied natural urges and spending so much time away from loved ones, future explorers can share their experiences with those closest to them.
There’s more to it than that of course. Since relationships are messy on Earth, there’s no reason why they would stop being messy in a confined space around an alien world. In fact, things might even get messier than normal and distract crews from their missions. What if there’s some sort of drama or scandal? Or a nasty break-up? And what if a couple wants to have kids while still in space? Mission control would have to start doing family planning and if you’re a psychology student, there may be a new field to consider in the next ten to fifteen years. Astronaut couples’ therapy.
nice. i like the optional variable gravity concept. check out alan boyle’s “Outerspace Sex Carries Complications.” I linked my name to the universe “sex in space” on youtube they have the show on.
for the hotel idea they tested a 2suit. bigelow standard issue? :g:
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Talke about a female libido enhancer I’d love to do it in space. What a turn on and what a nice blog article.
This is totally awesome, but going to space can be really pricey. Having a sexual intercourse at a zero gravity zone can be really exciting. Just imagine you can do all the position and moves you want while floating.
Yes you're right it's awesome and yet expensive. Well if I'm with my boyfriend, the price is regardless because both of us then will have a really great time and experience in space and to spice up more the feeling of being happy, me and my boyfriend will have sex for sure. I now imagine how hard it is because of the gravitational force.
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This is really a great hotel but hotel in space is not that quite exciting. Still i do prefer earth.
What a beautiful work of art. If there's really a hotel in space i'll be the first batch of people who will visit it.
Sometimes astronauts can get really lonely up there. I wonder if it's a smart move for them to watch porn clips. I know the image is quite sick but you started the whole thing with space sex.
Great!!! So interesting blog article if that is true ill go there to visit that hotel. π
I agree sounds like a place I would want to visit. Cool question never really have thought about it. Im sure someone that's gone up there has tried it. Just my guess.
That sex in space is a good idea. Would love to try it.
That sex in space is a good idea. Would love to try it.
I think it would be great if that would really happen, wouldn't it.
When is it operational I wonder, but it will be great when it is really open for business.
Great post! The idea sounds interesting but isn't it difficult to do? Just wondering.. But if possible, why not try it?
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great idea. I think it is all very interesting. If it is not very expensive with all the best because we're finding good locations. For the rest of the trip with our family.
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Honeymoon space shuttleI am designer for the aircraft industry and I made this concept: A Space Shuttle for a weightlessness honeymoon in space.http://www.octuri.com/en/aircraft-of-the-future…Yelken octuri
wow! great article! thanx for sharing!!! anyway – SEX TOYS allways will be developed again and again!
I wish I can have a sex experience on space but that's too expensive just to feel the sex :D. I can say that news would be only good for astronauts and those aspiring ones. It's good to have a sex toy when it comes to space that takes a lot of challenge for you and your partner because of the gravity force.
well thinking of it is exciting as what the @ts says its abit hard to have sex in a not stable environment
Hope it is fully occupied always.
I think it's good to have sex in space because of the challenge wherein gravity really works.
very amazing I like it.
This is a new future planned concept which is I think a bit close to reality. Imagine doing sex in the the space, gravity really work there and that's a great challenge for every guy.
wow, having sex in space must be one crazy experiencefantastic π
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I've had sex at 30,000 feet, but I'm sure space would be veeeeery different. LOL
Due to the innovation of life nowadays, I can say that doing sex in the space can be true and for those people who will do it in space that would be the best sex escapade in their lives π
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Vacations in space is a dream for me and addition to that we can do all the other stuff too. amazing…!
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It’s can’t has sex in the space π
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