Thank you Kate (@KateSherrod) for thinking of me and sending me this hilarious post called “8 Ways To Prepare Your Pets For War” from The Oatmeal. No science here, just funny cartoons.
However, do you think Barney could be trained for special ops? You decide:
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Not only bunnies must be trained but soMust bats alight into the night sky toSpy all danger lurking there below them.Squirrels too may be as stealthy in their way;Popping up to spy on them that offendAnd just as quickly leaping out the wayOf danger. You must think ahead and planProtection all around the house, you see.And at the outer most perimeterA lizard larger that a moth, to holdThe line and eat offenders right away!You safety is assured if all your friendsShall rally round and sacrifice themselvesFor kibble, bugs and all else on your shelves.
Lol! that's awesome Maren! thank you so much for sharing 🙂
I have no bunnies but my dogs are fairly good at one of the techniques in the original article. The one about farting lethal nerve gas.
Yeah, what is that with dogs? Even the little ones can drop a bomb. I'm lucky in the respect, rabbits don't leave too many whiffs 🙂
Yep, mine smoke me out of the room regularly. I don't know how they can turn nice food into something so horrid.
Not only bunnies must be trained but soMust bats alight into the night sky toSpy all danger lurking there below them.Squirrels too may be as stealthy in their way;Popping up to spy on them that offendAnd just as quickly leaping out the wayOf danger. You must think ahead and planProtection all around the house, you see.And at the outer most perimeterA lizard larger that a moth, to holdThe line and eat offenders right away!You safety is assured if all your friendsShall rally round and sacrifice themselvesFor kibble, bugs and all else on your shelves.
Lol! that's awesome Maren! thank you so much for sharing 🙂
I have no bunnies but my dogs are fairly good at one of the techniques in the original article. The one about farting lethal nerve gas.
Yeah, what is that with dogs? Even the little ones can drop a bomb. I'm lucky in the respect, rabbits don't leave too many whiffs 🙂
Yep, mine smoke me out of the room regularly. I don't know how they can turn nice food into something so horrid.